Okay, so...last night we went to Pima College for the screening of all the student films that have been made throughout the year, including one that I was in. There were 4 films shown, then intermission, then the remaining 6 films. Our film was shown 2nd. Let me tell you, I'm really sorry I had anything to do with it. IT SUCKED! The sound was aweful, the lighting was horrible...the people he chose to be in this film had never been in a movie...this was their first foray into the acting world...and believe me, IT SHOWED! Myself and one other actor totally carried this film, and I'm NOT just saying that because I think that I'm all that.
And the editing. OH MY GOD! Did he (the director who shall not be named) even have his eyes open when he was editing this film??? It was so choppy. Most of the scenes were cut. Scenes that we took an entire day to shoot, over and over and over...cut. gone. The way he sliced and diced this film made it so nobody could understand what the fuck it was even about! Never again, I say. Don't call me for your next production.
And then! Get this...my son was also in the film for a brief moment and he was totally cut out...didn't even make the credits - broke his heart. My wife edited the whole fucking script and even rewrote a page (this is a guy who is French and can barely speak a word of English)...and the dip shit didn't even include her in the credits after assuring me he would. But maybe that's for the best...I don't know that I'd want my name attached to this trainwreck.
It really really sucked and here were all these other films that were so good compared to this piece of shit.
Well, we didn't stay past intermission. The embarassment and rage was just too great. So me and the wife took our kids to Tony Roma's to eat away the nights frustrations.
To quote Statler & Waldorf (Muppets):
"I've seen detergents leave a better film than this!"
17 May 2005
The Movie SUCKED!
Posted by Boodaddy at 5/17/2005
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