From now on, please call me GOD

Jesus Christ trying to obtain drivers license

This is just ridiculous. And when he gets to Heaven, Jesus will be like, "Son, what WERE you thinking? You know only one of us can have that name and I've been called that since before your world was created! Now before I let you enter these here gates, I'll have to change your name to Hislach Mionecca, which is Hebrew for 'I DON'T THINK SO...BIIIAAAATCH!'"