Misheard song lyrics

Okay now I know we've all heard 'em, so here are some that we can think of...please add your own, too!

Correct: Bring me a higher love (steve winwood)
Wrong: Bring the entire loaf (I don't hear it, but "SOME" people do...) ;-)

Correct: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night (manfred mann's earth band)
Wrong: Wrapped up like a douche and run her over in the night

Correct: I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's hailing a taxi cab (alanis morissette)
Wrong: I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's handing out maxi pads (thank you to Katie)

Correct: If you like pina coladas? (Rupert Holmes)
Wrong: If you like bean enchiladas

Correct: Don't cry for me Argentina (Madonna)
Wrong: Don't cry for me Marge and Tina

Correct: Light up the fire play some Nat King Cole (Amy Grant)
Wrong: Light up the fireplace with Nat King Cole

Correct: Whenever I call you friend (Kenny Loggins/Steve Nicks)
Wrong: Whenever I call you Fred