Kids suck

Anne Ramsey "Mama Fratelli" couldn't have been more right!

I mean, the little bastards next door and down the street from us are driving me to drink! I really wish it wasn't illegal for me to beat the shit out of a little 11 year old punk brat! Grrrrrrr. Their parents obviously don't give any kind of shit about their kids. They are ALWAYS over here, always causing trouble...[our kids] always end up running in the house in tears because 'this one threw a rock at me,' or 'that one whipped me with a strap,' or 'they pushed me off my bike.' ENOUGH ALL-FUCKING READY! Yelling at those little bastards doesn't do anything. And I can't stop the kids from going outside to play. BUT, they DO insist on continuing to play with the rotten slugs, so it's kinda getting to the point where it's like fight your own GDamn battles, man. Either come in the house or learn to beat the shit out of somebody who's hitting YOU...and yeah, we'll dare a parent to get all up in our face...we'll beat THEM down too!

HMPH.