From Tony's blog...

GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Cucumber Ranch
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Chili's
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15%
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Sushi
Name three foods you detest above all others. Mangos, Brussel Sprouts, Chicken Fried Steak
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Orange Chicken
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Black olives, mushrooms, onions, bell peppers
What do you like to put on your toast? Strawberry preserves
What is your favorite type of gum? Don't normally chew gum

TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? Contacts are in my eyes, not cell phone
Number of contacts in your email address book? See above...
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Santa Clause ripping Rudolph's head off and feeding it to the elves...(okay, it's really a highway leading into a perfect sunset...)
What is your screensaver on your computer? It's called Shades - different colored lines that move around quickly
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? NO
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 1
How many cordless phones do you have in your house? 2
How many televisions are in your house? That work? 3
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Blender/Smoothie maker
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Soft rock
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? Well, the T.V. remote really turns me on

BI-OLOGY(this topic could go both ways...)
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Smile
Are you right handed or left handed? Right
Do you like your smile? See first question
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Appendix...and a strange wart-like thing that I had on my leg for like, ever, and one day it was gone, never to return...alien implant perhaps?
Would you like to? Already have and I wouldn't recommend it
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Yes, magazines, shampoo bottles, whatever is available...
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Hearing...and I can also read my wife's mind...we've tried it...it's very cool! :)
When was the last time you had a cavity? 5 months ago, resulting in a root canal
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My ga-dunk-a-dunk
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yeah (Tony's answer)...you got knocked the fuck out! Hehehe
My answer...no

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Actually, I did change it - sort of...but just the spelling.
How do you express your artistic side? Masturbate while doing paint by numbers
What color do you think you look best in? Shades of Autumn and Springtime
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? An hour
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? A quarter, in 3rd grade
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Umm, no
How often do you go to church? Never. I don't believe in organized religion.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? I gave the heimlich maneuver to my brother when he was choking on a piece of candy...he never gave it back either...brat.

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much...
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yes
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Yes
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? I would do it for One Million (hey, if actors can get that much for pretending...)
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Only if it was going to be painless
Would you never blog again for $50,000? You betcha!
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? I wouldn't do it for less than $1 Million
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? I might do it for $5,000 and only if I could choose the sauce.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No, cause I don't think God would be too happy with me, and that punishment I WOULD fear
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? $50,000
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? What do I get outta the deal, except for missing Desperate Housewives? I'd do it for $1 Million
Has someone ever saved yours? (Life, I'm assuming?) My wife.